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Finish the sentence: slang edition

Joshua Miller, Sports Editor • February 24, 2026

Answers:

Bro hop off the doomscrolling you’re ___________ online
1. chronically
Your such an ___ your acting like a _______
1. NPC, clanker
How tall is Mr. Parke?
1. 67
“I’m calling a citizens arrest” -You are being such a _____
1. Karen
The 2026 _____ ____ _____ failed at restoring 2016 rather than 2025 brainrot
1. Great meme reset
What makes Eric unable to talk to a woman? He is a ____
1. Chud
Tralaleo Tralala’s favorite Roblox game is _____ _ ________
1. Steal a brainrot
This guy can’t stop annoying ME, he’s ___________
1. Ragebaiting
______ is a clash royale demon with bowler
1. Jynxie
__ is so cool
1. ts
Let’s give him _____ ___ _____ for buying a double chunk chocolate cookie
1. Five big booms
You’re mid, you are lowkey _______ (Cooking show)
1. chopped
Someone call the fire department because my guy is _______ up some ____
1. Cooking, fire
Nate is walking through the hallway, he is so ____________ with his ______ and wearing his _______-___
1. Performative, matcha, quarter-zip
Bro, just spill the ___ already, quit gate-keeping
1. Tea
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1. Chicken Meme
Wake up, its the _____ __ ___ _____
1. First of the month
I don’t even know what you’re talking about, that’s so _____
1. Niche

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Joshua Miller, Sports Section Editor

Joshua Miller, junior, is the sports editor for the Newspacer. Josh is passionate about solving problems, hence why he enjoys math and the sciences. In his free time you can find him playing soccer, running track, playing video games or hanging out with his friends. Josh is like a hatching bird, he’s shy when you meet him, but as you develop connection you uncover a whole new world of adventure. Spreading his wings is one of the many attributes Josh has acquired throughout his heroic challenges and triumphs. As Joe Schloetter, sophomore honors teacher, would say, “high school is just his threshold guardian, and nothing is gonna stop him now!”