In a world of science and logic, some things may seem impossible, but we’re here to explain why and how the majority is wrong. The natural phenomenon of Saint Nicholas has been doubted by millions of people every single year, yet popular opinion–the one capable of ruining a childhood– may be entirely unfounded.
The hit song “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” details a young boy’s encounter with the man himself. The media reported that Jimmy Boyd only saw his father “dressed as Santa Claus” kissing his wife, but in reality, there is no plausible evidence to prove that. This raises the question: how would the father acquire Santa’s suit, handmade by Mrs. Claus herself? In Boyd’s confession, he stated, “Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.” If we are meant to believe that this is his father, how would Boyd not recognize him? His father was quite obviously not the man his mother was having an affair with. While I wouldn’t want to confirm that Santa Claus cheated on his wife, Mrs Claus, I can confirm that this sighting is relevant.
When asked about Santa’s existence, Brock Bayless said, “Yeah, I believe in Santa. My grandma got run over by [his] reindeer 8 years ago…”
Anywho, we’re not asking you to believe us; we’re just asking you to look at the clear-cut evidence at hand. If you aren’t convinced already, we have even stronger evidence to back the already strong evidence stated previously.
Have you ever heard of the NORAD Santa Tracking Program? This program uses RADAR Movement, heat signatures, and satellite recording every single Christmas and constantly picks up anomalies and aerial movement, and while it isn’t outright, hardcore proof of Santa’s “presents,” it does pose some interesting conversations about the man’s existence.
When asked about Santa Claus, Teacher, Mr. Greg recounted his personal relationship with the myth. “I golf with the guy every summer, he’s my dawg, we have to use green balls in the winter, and the elves aren’t very good caddies because they have bad eyesight and can’t find the balls.” This quote could only lead us to believe that Mr. Claus is a real guy with real hobbies and a real knack for golfing.
How can the image of Old Saint Nick be plastered all over the streets, the products, and the media if he never existed in the first place? Everyone knows what Santa looks like, yet we’re led to believe he has never set foot on this earth. Yeah right. What about the movies? What about the elves? What about the reindeer? What about the deep guttural “HO HO HO”? The fact that people doubt him is unbelievable in and of itself. Santa IS real.
